Up for debate
What's the sign of a good relationship? Bitter, endless arguments of course! At least it works for this guy.
...the secret of a successful relationship is to become irretrievably embroiled in a bitter struggle to the death.
The most disturbing part is that I don't really disagree. While I consider myself quite lucky in most regards, it is rather impressive how Mil so eloquently describes many of the same conversations that I have had. In particular, I think the following quote will strike home with most of us.
Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore.